You Know What’s Just Awesome?

When doctors don’t call you back with lab test results.  Faaaantastic.  I’d put it right up there with Spring Forward on my list of things that are really…just great.  No better word for it.  In fact, they’ve prompted me to submit a little prayer to the Heavenly Office of Laboratory Accountability, Great Physician’s Desk:
Dear God,
1.  I [...]